Top Ten Signs That It’s Time To Join E-Mailers Anonymous
by Stan Toler
10. You write your screen name on a job application.
9. You surf without sun screen.
8. You know all the AOL access numbers by heart.
7. Your devotions are e-mailed to you by ThyKing.com
6. You get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail.
5. You consider the “You’ve Got Mail” voice guy a father figure.
4. You spend half a flight with your laptop on your lap, and your child stored in the overhead bin.
3. The Trojan virus was harder on you than the flu.
2. After reading this list you forward it to everyone in your address book.
1. You actually believe that something good will happen if you forward this message to 7 more people.
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